If I were a month, I would be April.
If I were a day of the week, I would be Thursday.
If I were a time of day, I would be a dawn.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a jellyfish.
If I were a direction, I would be left.
If I were a virtue, I would be caring.
If I were a historical figure I would be Isabeau of Bavaria.
If I were a planet, I would be Uranus.
If I were a liquid, I would be mercury.
If I were a stone, I would be a diamond.
If I were a tree, I would be a pine.
If I were a bird, I would be a cardinal.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a herbera.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a mermaid.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a piano.
If I were an animal, I would be a human.
If I were an emotion, I would be love.
If I were a sound, I would be the sound of rain drops on a roof.
If I were an element, I would be water.

If I were a song, I would be "Fools' Gold" by the Stone Roses.
If I were a movie, I would be "Snow and ashes" by Gregory Colbert.
If I were a tv-series, I would be... switch off the TV!
If I were a writer, I would be Dino Buzzati.
If I were a painter, I would be Filippo Lippi.
If I were a book, I would be "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twain.
If I were a fictional character, I would be Tom Sawyer!

If I were a food, I would be milk chocolate.
If I were a place, I would be a broad street.
If I were a city, I would be Machu-Picchu.
If I were a taste, I would be sour.
If I were a scent, I would be watermelon.
If I were a colour, I would be mauve.
If I were a fabric, I would be polyesther.

If I were a word, I would be the F-word.
If I were a body part, I would be the toes.
If I were a facial expression, I would be a grin.
If I were a subject in school, I would be history.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Dopey.
If I were a shape, I would be a Mobius band.
If I were a number, I would be 1.
If I were a car, I would be a Birdseye Pea Car.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a skirt.


If anyone wants to do this, feel free to copy the phrases and replace the last words (: